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What NOT to do with your penis by Nurse Jack

Common sense dictates that there some things that you shouldn't do with your crank.

The two most notable as of this week are:

1: Those little florescent ear plugs that you use to shoot guns or go to Judas Priest concerts.... you don't shove them into your bladder through you urethra (pee hole). Yes, we will talk about you after you’re asleep.

2: If your girl is on top, riding you like some kind of mechanical bull, make sure you keep it in 'some' hole, 'cause you can fracture you penis. You know how we fix it? We de-glove it to allow for the swelling. What is de-gloving you ask? We split the skin down to the 'muscle' and peel it back a bit (quite a bit). Then throw some big sutures in it leaving a gap. We bring you back later to closeit up. (And we leave a drain in it, much like your foot had, Gord).

That is all.......

- Nurse Jack